How my dog lost his leg...

[tarotwolf]

So you know you wanna ask. And you know I've had people ask. And, if you know me, you know some of the answers I've come up with.

Stranger: How'd your dog lose his leg?
Me (straight faced and totally serious): Well, you know that painting of the poker playing dogs? Never bluff with a pair of deuces.

For the record, he was a stray taken in by the Humane Society with a broken and poorly healed elbow. Determining that it would be a continued source of pain and arthritis, they opted to amputate.

But what's your story? How'd my dog lose his leg?

[aja]

Well, when he was younger, he walked up to a little kid to pet it and the kid bit him and the kid's mouth was so filthy dirty he got an infection and they had to amputate.

[tarotwolf]

Well, when he was younger, he walked up to a little kid to pet it and the kid bit him and the kid's mouth was so filthy dirty he got an infection and they had to amputate.

Nice, definite points for irony.

[Josh]

he was attacked by a poisonous anaconda

[FIEND_FO_LYFE]

he was stolen, and put into a room, with nothing but a bathtub and another dog. each were chained by the leg to the wall...

in the middle of the room lay a saw...



lol

ok i totaly jacked that from SAW lol

[Josh]

he was stolen, and put into a room, with nothing but a bathtub and another dog. each were chained by the leg to the wall...

in the middle of the room lay a saw...



lol

ok i totaly jacked that from SAW lol
omg so much lolz

[tarotwolf]

he was attacked by a poisonous anaconda

Love the inside joke but will average joe on the street see the funny?


he was stolen, and put into a room, with nothing but a bathtub and another dog. each were chained by the leg to the wall...

in the middle of the room lay a saw...



lol

ok i totaly jacked that from SAW lol

I like the Mad Max scene better. Man handcuffed to car, fuel tank burning. Max tosses him a hack saw and tells him about how long it will take for the tank to explode (X=time to BOOM). He then tells him cutting through the chain (X+A) compared to the time it would take to cut through his wrist (X-B). And the fact that I get to use algebra after all these years just makes me smile.

[tarotwolf]

He's the result of a genetics experiment injecting him with crested gecko DNA. In a panic one day, he dropped his leg. It won't grow back.

[bearded-one]

He had heard that when you loose a limb you make up for it by gaining strength in your others. It was only after cutting it off that he realized he had already been fixed.... (sorry, tasteless I know :))

[Aimee]

he went in the well after Timmy. Timmy pitched a fit because Jet wasn't a collie. (did you know that in reality, Timmy was a major prima donna with a serious heroine problem?)

Jet was like, "I"m outta here man, you can rot in that well"...but then Timmy pulled a Jerry Springer smackdown on Jet down there in the well. Timmy tried to put Jet in a half-Nelson but they slipped against the slimy walls of the well and fell back down into the darkness together. a sickening crack was heard from outside the well...then a few growls...then a spiraling shriek that cut off abruptly.

only one combatant left the well; Jet crawled out on 3 healthy legs and limped slowly off into the sunset.

[Adams Family]

He's the result of a genetics experiment injecting him with crested gecko DNA. In a panic one day, he dropped his leg. It won't grow back.

hehehe..I think this is funny...:D

Im thinking on a story.. havent come up with the right one..yet...
I'll be back..lol


Aimee ...we may need to seek some help for u..lmao....

[robert phillips]

The family was trapped in the snow storm going over the pass. The dog ran back and forth gathering fire wood, seeing everyone stayed warm, they even had a bucket the dog went out and got clean snow in to bring back and melt for water. When they got back a reporter asked how the dog ended up losing a limb? The dad said" With a dog like that you can't eat him all at once".
OOOHHH so sick!!!!!! That's for FIEND_FO_LYFE.

[Aimee]

didn't you ever just get annoyed with Timmy? I mean, really....

[tarotwolf]

The family was trapped in the snow storm going over the pass. The dog ran back and forth gathering fire wood, seeing everyone stayed warm, they even had a bucket the dog went out and got clean snow in to bring back and melt for water. When they got back a reporter asked how the dog ended up losing a limb? The dad said" With a dog like that you can't eat him all at once".
OOOHHH so sick!!!!!! That's for FIEND_FO_LYFE.

Very nice! And yummy with a little wide sage.


didn't you ever just get annoyed with Timmy? I mean, really....

CPS should really think about looking into that family. Talk about child endangerment. Open wells, unattended oil lamps not to mention relying on the family dog to baby sit.

[FIEND_FO_LYFE]

The family was trapped in the snow storm going over the pass. The dog ran back and forth gathering fire wood, seeing everyone stayed warm, they even had a bucket the dog went out and got clean snow in to bring back and melt for water. When they got back a reporter asked how the dog ended up losing a limb? The dad said" With a dog like that you can't eat him all at once".
OOOHHH so sick!!!!!! That's for FIEND_FO_LYFE.

that is awsome lol
you totally win lol

[robert phillips]

Thank you I'll be here all week!!!!!! And don't forget to tip your waitress.